"I thought Chris' concession table had some stuff for sale."
"Yeah, well, not only did his audience steal his performance, they went ahead and helped themselves to the T-shirts and posters and CD's, too. All gone. Everyone took the five-finger discount. And then they jumped him and stole his wireless mic and his pants and took his glasses. The guy wandering around the parking lot, naked from the waist down, bumping into cars? That's Chris."
