it may be a concern among some television executives about the whole, you know, gay thing.
I'm not gay, though. It's just part of my act. It is a known fact that Chris is straight because he has a girlfriend, and they're always having sex with one another and they go to parties all the time. Everyone sees them together and they overhear him state how he loves her luscious breasts, so obviously he can't be gay, can he?
See how easy it is? You just tell people something and they have to believe it. And if anyone questions his sexuality, he and Jelly circle 'round the offending party and sing a song about how that person is just a beastly monster. "Deni-er, deni-er! / you're not believing / what we say! / Chris has a girlfriend / so isn't it plain / that he's not gay!" And then the person who thinks Chris is queer gets sent to a re-education camp. Problem solved.
And Jelly helps him fight crime. Her weapon of choice is the chinese throwing star. She is played by the hottest actress we can find. She has enormous breasts and good teeth. She likes to wear spiked-heel boots. Some kind of goth girl, maybe.
