"Jelly, you know I love you, right?"

"Of course I do, silly! You're my BOYfriend! You take me to all the company functions and we have sex and everything! Chris and Jel-ly, up in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! That's what my girlfriends sing when they see us at the mall together, although Shaquanra pulled me aside one day and said how she didn't know how I could stand it, what with that disfiguring lump in your pants! She said, 'Girrrrl, I don't know why you let that man anywhere neeeear yoooou... He's a tailor's worst nightmare! That man is hun--'"

"--Yes, I know, thank you. I mean to say that you've drifted out of the lane. You're driving toward that bridge abutment."

"Chris, your so stupid. I am not either. ...Here: Let's play the radio. Push that second button from the left, Hot Hits 99. ...Oh my god! It's One Man Freedom Band!"

"...oom boom boom! Com-in' to Amer-ica! / Hey! / Lookit me! I'm so free! / Gonna sing mah..."

"Come on, Chris, let's sing! La la la! I'm so free! Dit diddlee dee dee!"

"Now is not the time for singing, Jelly. Just turn the steering wheel a little to the left. That's all."

"Well isn't my boyfriend a little cranky! Maybe you'd prefer to ride with those people over there. Hey, everyone! My boyfriend is being cranky and he wants to know if he can be a complete downer with you folks for a while! What do you say?! ...And put on Hot Hits 99! He's on! Yes, him! He's on right now! Hhhhooooottttt Hhhhhiiiitttttssss! Nnnniiiiinnnnnneeettteeee Nnniiiiinnnne! ...I hope they heard me over the wind..."

"You need to listen very closely to me, Jelly--"

"...Gonna wave mah flag / and sing mah song! / Defennin' freedom all day long!..."

"--You don't have to do much. Just turn the wheel a little. ...Well, a little more this time."

"Is this one of your tricks like where you say there's something you want me to see and when I look, it's that THING?"

"No. There's plenty of time for that later. Let me be clear: If you do not change the course of this vehicle, we both will die."

"Mmm hmm. Mister Dra-hama!!!! My boyfriend the drama queen! Is that all--"

"...With mah tri-cornered hat / and mah fife and drum / gonna chase those crooks and kick 'em in the bum! Boom boom boom!"

"Jelly, listen: If you do not shut your ever-lovin' face and make a course correction, I will be forced to take command of this vehicle. Do you understand me?"

TO BE CONTINUED!