You're the only Jew around here I trust. (Good lookin', too. And no, you can't take my power. Savin' it.)
You must serve as the emissary between your people and mine. You must advise me on the particulars of Jewish politics and the various sects.
You must play your role.
Who shall bring redemption but the jesters?
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Get it?