Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Oh, uh, Mister Foxman,

cleaning the rabbis' clocks was fun. Their heads verily spun ninety degrees to the left.

I've been trying to catch your attention, but you were too busy roaming through my theater over the past four years, spreading your filth among my audience with accusations that I have a lampshade factory in my cellar.

But if I have your ear now, I'd just like to tell you that only animals circumcise their children. It serves no informational purpose within The System.

Does that make sense? Let me explain it in terms you might understand... Let's say that there's this dunghill, right? And say that you find some colored feathers and the hair of a white dog in it. (After some spirited digging through it, of course, perhaps in search of a shiny penny.) Now: If you wave those colored feathers in a northerly direction, and you do espy a pretty nine-year-old boy you can screw --safely not lying with another man, because he's not a man yet-- you still can't store your wine in the same room that a gentile stores his wine --unless, of course, and this is the important part, you can see him through a window.

Does that make sense? This analogy will help you understand time-domain security apparatuses and why that sickness called Israel is now dead.