It appears that it takes six months to learn the rudiments of the field and then another three or four years to become really proficient at it. After that it gets too boring to do. You resort to seeing how many different things you can make out of the same material. But you ultimately move on to something else. How many ways can you tie a tie, after all?
So I think I will transition into something more Quincy and less dick jokes.
Pattern recognition skills work both ways: They allow you to see existing patterns and connect dots, and they also let you work in reverse, conjuring a desired pattern in your mind and then identifying the dots that would connect them. All problems have solutions. The crossing of the river one rock at a time. Pattern recognition skills lend themselves not just to solving crimes, but also to solving problems.
I like criminal investigations work. I find it very fun. So I think I'll focus more on that from now on.
You know how, back in the eighties, the CIA might have had an expert on Russia and an expert on China, and all the rest? Those analysts specialized in observing particular nations and watching for threats.
I will do that too. Since I have already become an accidental awardee of a correspondence degree in Judaic studies, I think I'll go for my Masters and just become a Jewish Nation analyst.
The Jewish Nation is extremely fascinating to me. Most people think of nations as having a territory; they're a shape on a map. But there is one nation in this world that is territorially inspecific. (As you know, the notion of territorial inspecificity is interesting to me. USov is very similar to the Jewish Nation in this regard.)
Most people regard military threats as originating from shapes on a map. Well, they can come from territorially inspecific nations, too.
I mean no personal slight to anyone in my audience who may take (justifiable, I suppose) offense at my Jew material. I hope you'll forgive me. One, your people attacked my people and, two, its being territorially inspecific does not immunize your nation from intelligence analysis.
Also, tears mean nothing to me. If Soviet tanks were to rumble down the street, that the Soviet diplomat may fall down and start crying about how much I hate him means nothing to me. I would find his behavior an insult to my intelligence.
I find the Jewish Nation fascinating for several reasons. As I have already mentioned, its territorial inspecificity is an interesting concept to me. And the Jewish Nation employs compartmentalization and trauma-based mind control. They murder their own in order to maintain unit cohesion.
So going forward, I will share with you my assessment of the Jewish Nation strictly from an intelligence analysis standpoint.
I will bring my pattern recognition skills to bear to examine the (now-defunct) nation that declared war on my nation.
If you take exception to this material, I would remind you that unless you are a world leader, you are not part of my target audience. You may listen if you like, but you should know that I have zero interest in your opinion. You will content yourself with enjoying the excellence of my work.
