The only thing I can conclude is that no one has been watching my show over the past four years.
If there is anything you want from the typepad site or the blogger site, please get it. I will be deleting those blogs within one week.
I do not receive television signals at my house. And I will be terminating the internet service within one week. So I won't be seeing anyone's TV show or reading anyone's column. Since I won't have DSL, there will be no need to have a telephone as I place few calls. I will disconnect the phone at the same time.
I'm getting on with my life, which does not include stand-up, which I regard as a most unfortunate waste of my time.
I will grow my garden and raise my chickens and watch your society implode. (By 2010 you WILL see people eating each other. I will laugh.) I have discharged my moral obligation: I diagnosed the problem, I learned stand-up for the purpose of telling you about it, I proposed a workable solution, and I offered to implement it for you.
No one seems to care.
So I don't care.
I rarely collect my mail, so it generally gets sent back as undeliverable.
In one week, the only way my audience will be able to contact me and ask me to continue is to send flowers to my physical address, which is 10 Rockingham Post Rd., Rockingham, VT 05101.
In the absence of some explicit request to continue, I will attempt to forget that I ever engaged in this colossal waste of my time.
