Sunday, March 1, 2009

Good morning, New Yorkers.

I will be arriving in your fair city on or about next Monday. I'll let you know precisely when after I buy my train ticket.

Have you decided who shall be my liaison? Don't forget to meet me at the train. I am not going to roam around that city with no idea where I'm going.

Have you decided where I will sleep and what I will eat? That is your responsibility. I expect room, board, transportation, and incidental expenses while I arrest your own criminals.

Have you developed your plan to include this in my Behind the Music movie? I am not kidding; I need lighting. I use fame as a weapon. It has no other value to me.

Have you contacted those unions like I asked? I want my command and control system in place when I get there. Don't make me do every last thing by myself.

Just so that you understand the gravity of the situation, know that I have put my affairs in order.

As always, my quarry are bankers. They are the enemies of all mankind, and always have been. They will want me dead. It would be a supremely easy matter to disguise an assassination as an instance of random street crime. Should others benefit by my work there, you may wish to discreetly keep an eye on me.

I am the new electrician in the cellar. This operation is as conceptually easy as getting my film crew in there, demanding to know of that usurper what precisely he thinks he's doing, arresting him, and turning those breakers back on.

I've thought it through, folks. This is the best plan we have to get this rig back on the road.

I need those USov flags. A couple dozen to start. And some kind of badge or patch or ID card or something to be affixed to one's person, indicating that he is under the protection of United Sovereigns of America and is outside any other jurisdiction. It's what happens when no one follows the law: decent men devise their own --and they enforce it.

Lawyers: Come up with some legal or political procedure by which I make arrests. I need to know what words to say and what forms to use. I would imagine that the principles by which I act derive from my inherent power as a natural person to arrest and try, acting under the aegis of 9-11 Crimes Tribunal, whose formation was necessitated by the failure of any other body to bring these criminals to justice. Crimes demand prosecution. I need a statement to speak when I make arrests. Have all the philosophical, political, and legal underpinnings in one handy packet for handing out to news media people.

Lawyers: Investigate the put options that were placed on American Airlines and United Airlines just prior to 9-11. I seem to recall that one of the Krongaard brothers was involved, some brokerage firm or whatever that he worked at. I need a 9-11 entry point into that banking cartel.

I fully expect everyone's assistance in cleaning up your own city.

The days of lawlessness in this land are over.