How are you?
Are you defending freedom? From your latest ad campaign, I see that you are.
I like race cars and rock n' roll, too.
I see that you're looking for a few American Warriors to defend liberty.
Now, to be fair to you, this campaign came straight from Madison Avenue. (They don't even know that Kid Rock is a nobody. Wrong choice.)
Also to be fair to you, you operate within a compartmentalized system. Everyone has their job to do, and very few know what their efforts work to achieve.
You are aware that the nation was conquered. It almost no longer even exists. The bankers who commissioned Mossad, CIA, and your own Pentagon to execute 9-11 have worked assiduously to dismantle the Constitution as an impediment to their business activities.
You are legally obligated, by virtue of your oath of office, to defend that Constitution against all enemies.
I require your assistance when I reclaim New York. Everyone gets to live up to their advertising: Journalists get to be journalists for once, lawmen get to be lawmen, and American Warriors like yourselves get to defend freedom.
I will claim credit for hatching this scheme five years ago. I went through my notes last night and found the following entry, dated September 5, 2003:
"Learn standup. Tactically difficult to engage comedian. Become skilled enough to achieve informational primacy. Use one-to-many distribution model to coordinate counterattack."
Though I employ humor as a vehicle, this operation itself is not a joke. I require your assistance. I require guys with guns, I require pressure on Israel, and I require the disabling of satellite transponders and whatever else I may request.
You will perform your advertised function. You will defend liberty, you will defend the Constitution, and you will be an American Warrior.
And don't forget: If anything happens to me, my audiences --both present and future-- are going to be very much interested to know why you permitted your lesser to die doing your job.
